 Have you been married three
times and still have the same in-laws?
Do you think that the last words
to the Star Spangled Banner are “gentlemen, start
your engines?
Do you think that the word Iraq refers to a woman
with large breasts?
Have you ever lit a match in your bathroom and your
home exploded right off of its wheels?
Have you ever let your twelve year old
daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Trash Talkin’ Turleen is
the doll for you! Add her to your collection now!
She didn’t just fall off of the turnip
truck! Turleen is a sophisticated and patriotic American
and a model working mother. After hours of hard work
gathering carts at the Honk & Holler and waitressing
at the elegant Bowlarama, she still finds time to spend
quality time with her kids. With seven children and
one on the way, she recently won the Mother of the Year
Award from the Pink Flamingo Trailer Park Homeowners Association! This
special trophy sits proudly on the kitchen window sill
in her luxurious double-wide next to her six first place
Little Miss Guzzler Awards from the county fair! Yes
this honey has grown up! She’s got a bun in
the oven and she’s ready to hit the town! Just
push her belly button and Trash Talkin’ Turleen will
share some pearls of wisdom with the sophistication and
style that makes her family and third grade teacher proud.
Beware she talks some serious trash! |
