Have you sported a classic mullet haircut since the seventh grade; conservative in front and a party in the back?

Do you think that microchips are snacks enjoyed with cheese dip while watching the local monster truck rally?

Do you describe high definition as that happy feeling you get after drinking two cases of beer?

Is your idea of an exciting day relaxing on the couch and watching the 24-hour bass fishing marathon on TV?

Can you spit across the room without opening your mouth?

Do yer neighbors think that yer having a yard sale 365 days a year?

Do you look forward to family gatherings as a way to meet yer new mate?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then JerWayne Junior is fer you! Take a listen to some of his pearls of wisdom and come on back in October and add JerWayne to yer collection!

hear some sample sound clips:
15 Beers
Yardsale
Doublewide Daddy
Nothin' Sadder
Lyin' Tooth
Fart







DIRECTIONS:
To turn on your doll (do not take this literally), pull down the back of his shirt where you will find a clear plastic strip exiting the horizontal slot on his back as diagramed. Pull the strip out completely to engage the batteries and power up your new friend. Beware, he loves to talk trash! If he ever becomes speechless (hard to imagine!) use a small screwdriver and open the compartment to replace the micro cell batteries. We recommend four alkaline button cell batteries (L1154) which can be found at leading electronics and camera stores in your area. Please call us at (415) 459-1212 for further details or if we can be of assistance. Have fun!